It's not the size...

Via joestracci on F*ck Yeah Guy Fieri:

 

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Um, Guy... What a big... pepper mill you have!
Pepper mill...Is that they call it nowadays?

I told you...

 by a-sexy-robot on F*ck Yeah Guy Fieri

...that I was here to comment on Guy Fieri's (and Anne Burrell's) hair.

Don't they look like they were separated at birth or something?
Yeah, yeah... easy joke....